His name is Ken Bone,
His name is Ken Bone.
They won’t let him have his phone.
He is on the debate floor alone.
He is ready, he is in the zone.
Asking questions in the unknown.
They say he’s throwing stone.
Candidates want to get out, they want go home.
He’s not letting their egos get overgrown.
As they sit on their gaudy thrones.
He knows everything they say is overblown.
He does not like these candidates, he will disown.
He is a hero, His Name is Ken Bone.